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RE: bad jokes that make you groan - tanysquirrel - 02-01-2016
Funny thought for a commercial:
Use the scene from Matrix, where Orpheus offers Neo the two pills. Turn it into a Nyquil/dayquil commercial. :p
RE: bad jokes that make you groan - WantAPair - 03-01-2016
Me: Did you hear the one about the 3 eggs?
You: No.
Me: 2 bad!
RE: bad jokes that make you groan - charrr - 04-01-2016
I thought these were gonna be groaners, but it turns out that my eyes are getting plenty of exercise rolling.
RE: bad jokes that make you groan - tanysquirrel - 04-01-2016
What did the leper say to the prostitute after she gave him a blow job?
" keep the tip"
Ewwwwwww
RE: bad jokes that make you groan - Mindy2017 - 04-01-2016
Did you hear about the gal who lost her entire left side? Shes alright now.
RE: bad jokes that make you groan - WantAPair - 05-01-2016
What word starts with F and ends with UCK?
Firetruck!
RE: bad jokes that make you groan - lilmikey - 05-01-2016
A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
And another, What's a pirates favorite fast food?
Arrrbys.
Heh.
RE: bad jokes that make you groan - WantAPair - 05-01-2016
I knew a girl whose eyes were so far apart that when she cried the tears rolled down her back! And that causes bacteria!!
RE: bad jokes that make you groan - tanysquirrel - 04-02-2016
A man walks off the street into a carpentry shop. He sees a Rastafarian man sawing a piece of wood. He stops sawing and waves his hand, gesturing around his shop, "welcome to me shop man" he says with a thick accent.
The man from the street replies" thank you. I couldn't help noticing your accent, where are you from?"
The Rastafarian smiles proudly, and replies" I'm Jamaican"
Not sure what he meant, the man from the street asks him" What's Jamaican?"
With a hearty laugh, the carpenter replies," a table."
RE: bad jokes that make you groan - Dianna1395 - 05-02-2016
What type of footwear is made from bananas?
Slippers!
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