[tanysquirrel]

.... took wife to hospital today - totally irrelevant to this in a way - but  we were detained in the Hospital  for a few hours and I was aware of damp areas around my nipples - certainly nothing that one could mistake for  streaming breast milk - but a bit tricky,,,, no really, really problematic!!!!!!..




So,  as an alpha male (ish)  what is the best way to hide the spontaneous milk emissions - especially when they are so hard to predict ?  

If lactation is not what you desire, the kitchen herb, Sage, has been used to stop milk production.