[Missed Miss]

They DO!! Haven't you ever heard of the Titty Fairy?

Put a couple thousand $ under your pillow and you wake up with implants? '9'

Money? I thought the boobie fairy liked bras. The cup size of the bra you put under pillow is the size she'll bless you with!

Damn, all I've got is A-cup push-ups!

The boobie fairy won't give you more than what your bras can handle!

What if I wear 3 bras one on top of the other? Will she REALLY give me 6 tits?

[flamesabers]

Put a couple thousand $ under your pillow and you wake up with implants? '9'

Money? I thought the boobie fairy liked bras. The cup size of the bra you put under pillow is the size she'll bless you with!

Damn, all I've got is A-cup push-ups!

The boobie fairy won't give you more than what your bras can handle!

What if I wear 3 bras one on top of the other? Will she REALLY give me 6 tits?

She might turn you into an animal!

Hmm, what animals have three pairs of breasts?

[Missed Miss]

She might turn you into an animal!

Hmm, what animals have three pairs of breasts?

Cats, dogs, pigs, horses (I think), aardvarks, armadillos, emus, wombats, sloths, politicians, ducks, geese, ants, stink bugs and ephamaphlunts.

By the way, the way I KNOW the Titty Fairy is female is because there are so many girls that are on the "flat" side! If the Titty Fairy was a guy, you can SURE ALL girls would be VERY well endowed!! She must need glasses, too!! Look at how many are not equally proportioned!!