Heathen... stainless steel toothpick with cute little doodad on top, three olives stuffed with cheese...and I never lift my little finger...so gauche!
LOL
Then there are those days I just knock back a few pints wif me mates down pub, eh? After a few I sometimes breaks into a rousing rendition of My Old Man Says Follow The Van...then I flash me knickers some, an' look for a half drunk sailor wot won't notice me plumbing is a bit orf. LOL
Just teasing, Rascal.