(02-03-2014, 04:35 AM)Mistress~Lotus Wrote:

(02-03-2014, 03:45 AM)Lenneth Wrote: Just an FYI, I love out in the country, about 30 miles from town.

I love the country too!

sorry, stupid tablet auto correct did that, typed "live"

Reminds me of a joke someone recently sent me

Quote:A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn spellcheck. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.