[GoneGirl]

When the doctor walked in she was totally on her game, never even missed a beat in her regular verbal patter...she talks incessently...but the older black woman assisting her came through the door and spotted my chest and did a genuine triple take straight out of Who Killed Roger Rabbit. I almost broke out laughing. I think I might have even snorted trying not to laugh. She recovered very quickly, but the first bug-eyed expression was absolutely priceless. You would have thought I had an baby alien breaking out of my chest.....LOL

My only thought (after laughing my head off) was that if it happened to me, I would be so glad that I didn't know ahead of time that I would be required to strip to my briefs. I probably wouldn't have slept a wink all night. Hell, I probably would have preferred to die of skin cancer...LOL.

Actually, these stories help to build a library of 'worst that could happen' scenarios to prepare me for the day when I, too, will experience the wide-eyed double take of some green medical assistant.

You realize, Sammie, that your docs constant chatter was most likely a nervous reaction to her own discomfort in the given situation.

Can you imagine her reaction had you decided to wear one of your sexiest bras?

Clara