[Missed Miss]

Clara, that film provides way TMI in more ways than one...tee hee...though Sarah has seen it and can vouch for it being a dog...
As to castability, since I am growing out my own hair and it is getting pretty long now, I have kind of limited those options anyway.

Sammi!! Boy, have I got a movie for you, babe!!!! You'll be FANTASTIC in it!!!! You'll be an INSTANT star!!!! Top billing!!!! (We'll send you ALL the bills!!!!) You'll be just GREAT!!!! STUPENDOUS!!!! COLOSSAL!!!! I can see your face print in the walk at Grouman's already!!!! Here's the deal, babe!! You play the part of a man who, one morning, wakes up to find he's got a HUGE pair of knockers on his chest!!!! It's ALL about his trials a tribulations of being a guy with humongous hooters!!!! But, the back story, get this, is that you're on a bus full of blind orphans one day and, suddenly, the bus is hit by a runaway rickshaw!!! A TERRIBLE catastrophe, and a fire ensues and you save the lives of EVERYONE on that bus!!!! Even the sight-seeing dogs!!!! You're a HUGE hero!!!! EVERYBODY LOVES YOU!!!! So, from then on, EVERYBODY is PERFECTLY okay with you having those two gigantic golden bozos!!!! THEN, JUST as everything's going great for you, aliens attack!!!! Can you save the day??? Can you save the world??? Can you save the last dance for me??? Who knows??? Who cares??? You're a HUGE star, now!!!! You don't have to worry about such trivialities anymore!!!! Suddenly, your dog comes RUNNING into your arms and licks you all over!!!! You're overwhelmed with joy!!!! You both climb onto your horse and ride off into the sunset with the waves from the ocean gradually getting deeper around the horse's feet!!!! The End!!!!
What do ya think, Sammi baby???? This picture is all YOU, isn't it???? Sign here!! (As your agent, I get 98% of your gross.)