[Missed Miss]

This is why y'all need to come down to Tennessee, let me fix you something fattening, do your hair and makeup (I didn't spend all this money getting my cosmetology license for nothing!) and let's go out dancing.

OMG! can I join? I love all things fattening, getting my makeup done and dancing

You can do my make-up, if you want, but I'm not much of a dancer anymore. Used to be GREAT at it, then I got stage fright thanks to a cute little red-head one afternoon here on the porch.
Have any mint julep?