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What I can say without contradiction, and it's thanks to our resident experts, PM really does work. Even now the nipples hurt and it is so painful if I accidentally lean or bump into hard objects. I can no longer sleep on my stomach like I used to.

Has anyone ever tried getting a thick memory foam mattress topper and cutting a boob window in it to allow stomach sleeping without discomfort?

Nope. Even excluding the NBE factor, it's never been comfortable for me to sleep on my stomach for extended periods of time. I tend to strain my neck in that position and I don't like how it makes my stomach feel. Sleeping on my sides have always been the most comfortable position for me.