[WantAPair]

Lol. As much as you hope you WILL have to adjust, I don't think you really will. Your arm will just squish one of them a bit. Or, is this the kind of flute you play kinda like a clarinet?
A number of my fans were genuinely DEMANDING that I wear the skirt!! I don't know if they were being supportive of a potential transgender or possible homosexual (which I'm not at ALL), or if they just actually really dug me wearing a skirt, like when Alice Cooper wears eye make-up. I never asked and they never told me. I GUESS that in either case, they won't mind me with tits, but ya never know what might set someone off. I've already been attacked at least twice for wearing the skirt. I may have also been "attacked" just for wearing a leotard! About an hour after the start of the new year!! Great way to start a new year!! Having a big rock lobbed at ya!!
I DID wear huge fake tits at a few Halloween gigs, but no one said a word about them, except the owner of one of the bars we played. While sitting on my lap, she asked if she could feel my tits, I said, "Sure, if I can feel yours!" She QUICKLY declined!! Hers were HUGE, but I now suspect they were as fake as mine and she didn't want me finding that out! I saw her again a while later and she was flat as a pancake! I SHOULD'VE let her squeeze mine, though. :-/