20-01-2015, 03:30 AM
A guy from Conn. goes to visit his friend in Fla.. One morning, they decide to play a round of golf.
On the third tee, just as the guy from Conn. is about to to tee off, a naked woman BURSTS through the tall hedges behind him, runs across the tee, down the fairway and into a bank of trees a few hundred yards away!! A moment later, two guys in white coats burst through the hedges and chase after her!! Another moment later, ANOTHER guy in a white coat comes running through the hedges carrying two buckets of sand!!
Astonished, the guy from Conn. asks his friend, "What was THAT all about????" His friend tells him, "Oh, that's nothing, on the other side of those hedges is an insane asylum and that woman just escaped from there. She does it just about every day and those guys in the white coats are trying to catch her."
The Conn. guy says, "What about the guy with the two buckets of sand?"
His friend explains, "Oh, that's his handicap, he caught her last time."
On the third tee, just as the guy from Conn. is about to to tee off, a naked woman BURSTS through the tall hedges behind him, runs across the tee, down the fairway and into a bank of trees a few hundred yards away!! A moment later, two guys in white coats burst through the hedges and chase after her!! Another moment later, ANOTHER guy in a white coat comes running through the hedges carrying two buckets of sand!!
Astonished, the guy from Conn. asks his friend, "What was THAT all about????" His friend tells him, "Oh, that's nothing, on the other side of those hedges is an insane asylum and that woman just escaped from there. She does it just about every day and those guys in the white coats are trying to catch her."
The Conn. guy says, "What about the guy with the two buckets of sand?"
His friend explains, "Oh, that's his handicap, he caught her last time."