[bryony]

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Been oddly thinking of a NBE song to the tune of "Jingle Bells" lately and I don't even celebrate any holidays.

Hi Lenneth,

Flame recently suggested that I hijacked this thread. Can't think why...

Anyhoo, it's not seasonal anymore, but I did see this post, and it reminded me of the words to "Winter Wonderland"

Bob Rivers - Walking Around In Women's Underwear

The lyrics go as follows:

Lacy things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
With little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight,
like handcuffs at night
Walking around in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Whoa man! Lets wait until the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade
Walking around in women's underwear

Lacy things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear
Walking around in women's underwear
Walking around in women's underwear....