In my other life (dream world) I'm on a team of boobology research scientists dedicated to developing "the perfect set ( disease free ) boobs" (oh yeah!!, you know it lol) and it's funded by Hadden industries (aka-S.R.Hadden , the Bazillionare   character in the Movie "Contact") with gobs of unlimited reseach bucks, yes yes, and it's located in a swanky resort research facility.

And then I wake up.