30-11-2015, 08:56 PM
(30-11-2015, 04:03 PM)Dianna1395 Wrote:(26-11-2015, 05:48 PM)spanky Wrote: I'm with the "small is beautiful" crowd. If I could perform magic and make it come and go at will, that would be ideal. But since I lack such superpowers, I'll take small-and-functioning." The analogy to an over-sized clit seems apt, and a pleasant thought!
If only we could elect certain surgeries without complications...!
I could see getting a penile implant, something along the lines of the flexible section in a drinking straw. Things are tiny and fit inside, until you want to make use of "her", and then a few pumps, and not only is she HUGE, she's "ribbed for HER pleasure!"
I have too much time on my hands, I guess....
(I'll get to some outstanding items owed shortly - no time or computer while visiting mom last week!)
-Jean
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