[jannet.duff]

Here is something I am sure one or two of you have experienced before.

I opened a door to go down some stairs, however I neglected to open the door wide enough, much to my displeasure I managed to bang my very sensitive chest on the actual door. 

A much pain as I was in, I grabbed my offended breast as I was taking the stairs, only to feel my whole chest jiggle, jiggle. My first thoughts were an image in my head ( Baywatch ).
Yeah the image and the jiggle feeling sure made up for the pain