Wow, stumbled upon this very old thread and LOVE it! There are a few names there I see here today but absolutely love WantAPair, we would have such entertaining fights. Naaah we would just cancel each other out
I wouldn't punch anybody in the face for calling my kilt a skirt but can see how it can be mistaken, family/clan tartan is sorta beige and a bit underwhelming.
Nice to find a thread containing so much sarcasm to make me smile.