[ukxdress]

It's autumn here in the UK and Orb web spiders are making webs everywhere. As my wife and I walked into the garden the other day, I tried to avoid a particularly big web, but failed and got a face full. Now then, spiders don't scare me, but I didn't want to hurt the thing and I said to my wife, 'where it is, can you see it' she replies, 'there it is, on your left boob'
Maybe that T shirt is getting a little bit too tight.