[Pansy-Mae]

...There have been memorable moments, like Chrissies', when I turned and drug one of them across the back side of the car door, and nearly passed out! Wife thought that was hilarious! ....

Uh-huh... I had one of those moments last week. The manager of one of our stores had complained about his new counter getting scratched by a customer wearing a metal badge or big zip, leaning on it. I was trying to explain to a colleague and, without thinking, I demonstrated by leaning over the back of a chair and moving my whole chest down over it. How I kept from screaming and/or passing out, I'll never know!!

Funnily enough, I never get any sympathy from my wife over things like that either! You'd think they would understand!