[Missed Miss]

If a cow sneezes, does milk come out of it's nose?

The other day, I spilled Spic & Span on the kitchen floor. Now what? Is it dirty or is it clean?

One time I accidentally tried to make instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.

Why does it take so long to eat fast food?

If I'm travelling at the speed of light and I turn on my headlights, does anything happen?

If Fred Flintstone knew the large order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he always order them at the end of every show?

Why do they call them "buildings" when they're already done building them?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles be shaped differently?

Why do they call it "fasting" when it goes so damn slow?

EVERYONE gets laid at a monkey party!

If aliens landed and they were naked, how would we know what not to look at?

(Just some random thoughts.) :-)