[Missed Miss]

...You're sitting at the table eating a bowl of potato chips and when you get up to get more ice for the root beer, one of your tits flips over the wicker basket the chips are in!

as I was reading this I thought it was going in the direction of "had to brush crumbs from my chest". Because I've been there before.

I had to do that, too, but, as I tend to try shaking off the loose bit before I pull them from the bowl, I only had one crumb to brush away.