Thanks for the laugh you two and that was definitely a sarcastic comment. Before I did anything this morning I measured myself. Please correct my measurement descriptions if needed.
Over - 42" (at top of armpits)
Bust - 43.25" (across nipples)
Under - 38.25" (below breast)
Waist - 34.5" (at smallest point in midsection)
Hips - 41.25" (fattest part of butt)
Over - 42" (at top of armpits)
Bust - 43.25" (across nipples)
Under - 38.25" (below breast)
Waist - 34.5" (at smallest point in midsection)
Hips - 41.25" (fattest part of butt)

