[GoneGirl]

Can you imagine yourself AS a woman and, instead of actually having a dick, you're wearing a strap-on?

You know, Missed, that's an interesting idea. Clara, I'm sure, will be happy to try that on our next break.

It's one of the few good aspects of doing monthly breaks. It gives me a shot at expressing myself in the bedroom. One week out of four doesn't seem very fair though.

My time starts tomorrow. No PM for 7 days! Yay! I plan to gorge myself on Butea Superba, MACA, and L-arginine all week. Maybe a large helping of Cialis, too. I warned my dear wife to watch out!

Clara's other half