[Samantha Rogers]

Okay, now we are talking! Seriously, I doubt that PM could cause your...ahem...rear? to grow so much so quickly, but I could be wrong. LOL. As far as your boy bits go, I doubt you will lose function in that area quite so quickly either. It took a long time before I noticed ...difficulties...in that area. Hee hee. Is that a concern for you? I expect it is, and if so I would counsel you to go slowly, take moderate doses of PM and/or SP, and to take regular breaks. It will happen eventually. Not a concern for me, but I know it is for many. And if you are concerned with one day having children you might want to be especially careful. Maybe even bank some away for safe keeping. Long term use of these substances will see you shooting blanks completely. Trust me on that. Make sure, really, that this is what you want.
Meantime, I suggest girl jeans. They will fit you a lot better (you will love them!)
Hugs
Ps - Never heard that before...groundhog...LOL