(15-07-2015, 07:08 AM)ELLACRAIG Wrote:You're such a lush!! ;-)(15-07-2015, 01:31 AM)WantAPair Wrote: A teacher is teaching her 4th grade class (9 & 10 year olds) about the difference between water and booze. On her desk is a glass of water, a glass of alcohol and a can with a few worms in it. She picks up one worm and drops it into the glass of water, "As you can see, class, in the water, the worm wiggles around and continues to live and thrive. Now, watch what happens when I put a worm into the glass of alcohol!" She picks up another worm, drops it into the glass of booze and worm wiggles very frantically for a few seconds, then quickly goes still and dies! The teacher says, "Now, what have we just learned today, class?" Some smart-ass kid in the back stands up and says, "If you drink whiskey you'll never have worms!!"
maybe that's the answer to intestinal parasites... if so I LIKE IT!
(15-07-2015, 07:16 AM)ELLACRAIG Wrote: Simons cat. Love these vidsCats are SO annoying! About 35 years ago some guy put out these two books of cartoons about ways to get torture cats called, "I Hate Cats". They were ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!! I remember reading one on the bus one day and nearly fell on the floor from laughing so hard!!!! Sadly, one of them seems to have run away and I can't find it!!I don't normally like cartoons too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13dLaTIHSg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HDzkaJOT_KI
Two guys are sitting at the bar, one turns to the other and says, "Harry!! I haven't seen you in 10 years! How've you been??"
H: Oh, I guess I'm doing okay, I just got married!
George: Oh! That's GOOD!
H: It's not that good, she's very homely!
G: Oh! That's bad!
H: It's not that bad, she's VERY WEALTHY!!
G: Oh! That's GOOD!
H: It's not that good, she's VERY stingy!
G: Oh! That's bad!
H: It's not that bad, she built me a new HOUSE!
G: Oh! That's GOOD!
H: It's not that good, the house burned down!
G: Oh! That's bad!
H: It's not THAT bad, she was IN IT!!
H: Oh, I guess I'm doing okay, I just got married!
George: Oh! That's GOOD!
H: It's not that good, she's very homely!
G: Oh! That's bad!
H: It's not that bad, she's VERY WEALTHY!!
G: Oh! That's GOOD!
H: It's not that good, she's VERY stingy!
G: Oh! That's bad!
H: It's not that bad, she built me a new HOUSE!
G: Oh! That's GOOD!
H: It's not that good, the house burned down!
G: Oh! That's bad!
H: It's not THAT bad, she was IN IT!!
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