A blonde is speeding on the highway one sunny afternoon when she gets pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper gets out of his car, takes down her license plate numbers and strolls up to her door continuing to write her a speeding ticket. She says to him," Are you selling tickets to the policeman's ball?" The trooper says, "I'm not a policeman, ma'am, I'm a state trooper. Troopers don't have balls." After a few seconds, he suddenly realizes what he just said, stops writing, closes up his ticket book, says, "Good afternoon, ma'am.", and turns and walks back to his car and drives away!!
(26-07-2015, 12:37 AM)WantAPair Wrote: A blonde is speeding on the highway one sunny afternoon when she gets pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper gets out of his car, takes down her license plate numbers and strolls up to her door continuing to write her a speeding ticket. She says to him," Are you selling tickets to the policeman's ball?" The trooper says, "I'm not a policeman, ma'am, I'm a state trooper. Troopers don't have balls." After a few seconds, he suddenly realizes what he just said, stops writing, closes up his ticket book, says, "Good afternoon, ma'am.", and turns and walks back to his car and drives away!!-------------------------------------------------------------------
Thanks WAP, that made me laugh. POM
A newly married couple just moved into their brand new house. The next morning, the guy gets up, get's dressed and goes to work. That even a little after 5:00, he comes home from the office and walks into the house to find his wife completely naked sliding down the bannister from the second floor!! He drops his briefcase and says, "What the hell are you doing?" She says, "Just warming up your dinner, honey!"
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