[❇ Abby ❇]

Worried your a bitch?
Want to find out?
Try the bitch test!

http://www.bitchtest.com/

Obviously this is only for fun and giggles. It's not serious.

You do get a certificate that you can print out!



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[❇ Abby ❇]

Results for Denita
Pocket-sized Bitch
score: 115

Analysis
You are a pocket-sized bitch. Your bitchiness, although limited, has been known to rear its ugly face in inopportune times. You don’t see the reoccurring theme in your relationships and naturally assume that you have bad luck choosing a mate. You need to look inward and see that relationships are not about “me, me, me”. You are afraid to be perceived as a bitch and often revert back into your shell to avoid conflict. The job you need to accomplish takes a back seat to how you want to come across to others. You walk a fine line between your true feelings and the right thing. You often feel the urge to express yourself in a bitchy manner but know how to hold back. After your partner has finished and has turned over to sleep, you often find yourself sexually unsatisfied. It’s not considered bitchy to discuss your needs with your partner. The friendships that you have created are true friends that will always be there for you. The high regard you have for your friends is reciprocated by them. Your friends should be honored to know such a wonderful person as you. It could be work, the location of your home or many other factors as to why you are not currently dating, but based on this quiz there are many reasons why you should already be dating someone special. You are much less of a bitch than a lot of people and this should show through to all but the blind and foolish.

Pre-disposition
Your predisposition to being a bitch is influenced by your date of birth: Wednesday May, 30, 19** which in Numerology equals a life-path number of One (Shy). People of this number are known for their self-sufficiency and shyness. This shyness may come across to others as bitchy. The day of the week on which you were born was Wednesday (Day of Odin). People born on a Wednesday have a tendency to sabotage relationships even if they are going well. Among widely adopted western astrological terms your star-sign is Gemini (The Twins). Gemini’s are nervous, tense, superficial, and inconsistent. It is their superficial nature that often makes them come across as bitchy. In Chinese astrology your symbol is Ox (Lack emotion). Oxen can come across as cold and aloof since they typically lack emotion. If not tempered with great communications skills, they will come across to others as very bitchy. In Treeology, the relationship of tree characteristics to personal traits, your title is Ash Tree (The Ambition). Refined and arrogant, Ash trees are adventurous lovers but demanding and egotistical. Their logical mind makes them appear somewhat unfeeling and cold.

[SarahSchilling]

Some of the predisposition section fits me all too well lol...especially the relationship sabotage.

Analysis

You are a typical bitch. You stand up for yourself when you need to, but exert restraint when appropriate. You understand the importance of give-and-take in any relationship. Your insight into your partner’s needs is balanced with the ability to receive what you want from them as well. You maintain the appropriate balance to be successful in business. You don’t compromise your personality when faced with conflict, but will weigh all options and display the right amount of backbone while still considering the “people” aspect of each situation. You walk a fine line between your true feelings and the right thing. You often feel the urge to express yourself in a bitchy manner but know how to hold back. After your partner has finished and has turned over to sleep, you often find yourself sexually unsatisfied. It’s not considered bitchy to discuss your needs with your partner. You maintain friendships with many acquaintances, and have a few best friends that last a lifetime. You realize the importance of friendships and are able to adequately nurture them. You need to ensure that you keep your bitchiness in check when you decide to date because it's a tough dating world out there and to find a partner that really cares and means something to you is going to be even harder if you don't start to be nicer. Relax and become a little more open minded and maybe everything will turn to a brighter persepective.


Pre-disposition

Your predisposition to being a bitch is influenced by your date of birth: *** which in Numerology equals a life-path number of Six (Over-bearing). Sixes are often very opinionated, which if uncontrolled, can come across as very bitchy to others. The day of the week on which you were born was Wednesday (Day of Odin). People born on a Wednesday have a tendency to sabotage relationships even if they are going well. Among widely adopted western astrological terms your star-sign is Aquarius (The Water Bearer). Aquarius’ are unemotional and detached, which may come across as bitchy. In Chinese astrology your symbol is Monkey (Impatient). Although Monkeys can become impatient quickly, it is their general good nature that makes them less likely than other Zodiac signs to become a bitch. In Treeology, the relationship of tree characteristics to personal traits, your title is Cypress Tree (The Faithfulness). Extremely needy and yet quick-tempered, this passionate lover and careless companion is, astonishingly usually quite content with life as long as they have at least one attention giving spectator.

[❇ Abby ❇]

What happens if you get two Wednesdays that hitch up? Do they cancel each other out? or last for 3 hours? Might have to become my new chat up line "What day of the week were you born on?" Lol

I'm still trying to work out how the hell it knows I'm self-sufficiency and shy!!

Congrats on being a monkey!

[PetiteFille]

40 questions :\

im not doing that test llol