15-04-2016, 05:31 AM
So I am back home again. No more slips to bed. Oh well, not too big of a deal.
So the Mrs. did notice that I shaved my legs and called me out on it. She did not sound very happy that I did it. Now, I have a very difficult time lying, I am just a really bad liar. But I have a way around that.
So she then asks me... "What, are you trying to become a woman?"
So I answer her back sarcastically, yeah, that's exactly what I am trying to do, with this mug, I'll make a beautiful woman. :p
She just rolls her eyes at me in disgust. Now of course truth me told, I am not really trying to become a woman, just a bit more feminine. Just want a good balance between good and evil.
I know... I know... I am postponing the inevitable. But seriously, I just got back into town, and I REALLY don't feel like getting into a heated argument right now. Surely I must be a glutton for self punishment. Why else would I put myself in these situations.
So the Mrs. did notice that I shaved my legs and called me out on it. She did not sound very happy that I did it. Now, I have a very difficult time lying, I am just a really bad liar. But I have a way around that.
So she then asks me... "What, are you trying to become a woman?"
So I answer her back sarcastically, yeah, that's exactly what I am trying to do, with this mug, I'll make a beautiful woman. :p
She just rolls her eyes at me in disgust. Now of course truth me told, I am not really trying to become a woman, just a bit more feminine. Just want a good balance between good and evil.
I know... I know... I am postponing the inevitable. But seriously, I just got back into town, and I REALLY don't feel like getting into a heated argument right now. Surely I must be a glutton for self punishment. Why else would I put myself in these situations.