Haha!

Great question - playful!

Defiantly the boobies

Yup, the boobies have it. Or get it. It always puts a little smile on my face.

Something that occured to me (with a little help from my wife) the other morning.
it`s said that the 1`st things that males do when wakeing up is hands to the genital area (to scratch balls or whatever).
I`m not sure about Women and what They do

Well they ain't scratching balls that's for sure , but more likely some are finding this thread entirely revolting. I'll say this though because I used to wake up and check if they (boobs) where still there too lol. Now I experience something entirely different........boob perspiration laying on my side overnight lol, what I've come to think as morning boobs, go figure.

As a woman I can say it's 50/50. I mean obviously I don't go for my balls because I don't have any, but if I'm cold I usually put my hands between my legs because it's like having a built in space heater lol. Sometimes I go for boobs because i usually wake up in a weird angle that's squishing one of them lol. Most of the time I am just moving one of my cats away from my face.

In other news I think one of my cats is trying to suffocate me in my sleep.

lol

for me now breasts

Then I do a breasts and ball dance for about 10 minutes

x

Julie

Before I fall asleep at night and when I awake in the morning I like to caress my breasts.

Ball.

Nither.

First thing I reach for is the bat, to stop the alarm clock....
(NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT a morning person. I sleep in until 6:10.)

After that, I generally don't "reach for" anything. Never did. Might stretch, might snuggle the pillow, but when moving, I just get my feet off the edge of the bed, sit there, and wish I was asleep or dead.
Either works better than waking up...
There is occasionally language that would make a sailor blush, as my shoulders both hurt - I can't sleep on my side, but can't fall asleep on my back or stomach.
After the grinding stops, I walk/hobble/crawl to the coffee pot...

Then the hot shower while the coffee brews...
And half an hour later, the fascia has melted into something I can manage, and I get to start my day. ;-)

Maybe if we didn't sleep in the deep freeze....

-Dianna

Something that occured to me (with a little help from my wife) the other morning.
it`s said that the 1`st things that males do when wakeing up is hands to the genital area (to scratch balls or whatever).
I`m not sure about Women and what They do

Well they ain't scratching balls that's for sure , but more likely some are finding this thread entirely revolting. I'll say this though because I used to wake up and check if they (boobs) where still there too lol. Now I experience something entirely different........boob perspiration laying on my side overnight lol, what I've come to think as morning boobs, go figure.

Morning Boobs....
I remember my ex-GF had that problem. She was well-endowed.
I helped her handle it, every morning. :-)
So, back then, it was "hands to boobs" first thing in the morning. (Katie didn't say whose...)

-Dianna