Oh bunny, just be thankfull your kids are not older. My 17 year old son ( he knows about jannet, bus has no interest in meeting her, and does not know about my hormones ), cannot understand why "Dad" does not want you squeezing his chest whilst saying your getting fat. My wife, every chance she gets squeezes my nipples as HARD as she can, then blames me for putting them out there.
Sigh.