I'm sitting here with my phone, looking at these forums and plotting estrogen.

Politely watching college ball along with my wife who is screaming at the television. She always screams at the television this time of year. 

I was reminded of this thread for some reason...

She can wear the pants anytime, while I wear the skirt.

My wife admits she's been accused by others of 'thinking like a man'.  Not sure I would go that far, but her masculine personality traits seem to counterbalance my feminine ones, I like to joke that's why she's still with me, I didn't make the mistake of trying to prove I had bigger balls.  She ain't no girly girl.